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Two cool monkeys

by skilift

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I was determined to... no I wasn't. I vaguely fancied the possibility of recouping some costs incurred during the Seminal Clwyd débacle. So I gave the song to Frankie and Vic, a charming couple of American students I had taken in as lodgers over the summer. They were polite, erudite, impeccably turned out and, it later transpired, had taught my wife a lot that summer about pain management and female ejaculation.
I had heard them sing whilst bathing one another - they told me they had "never done it professionally", but I caught their momentary private glance. Naturally they're not getting a damn penny from this. Nor am I for that matter. I wonder where it goes? Blast this whole business.

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TWO COOL MONKEYS

So we meet at last
two snow monkeys on this wintery coast
I like the sound of your girlfriends' laughs
we tend to get one another's post
you got a smell that i could grow to like
it stays in the hall when the lights go black
You've stolen my mail and you've hidden my bike
but I know ways of getting 'em back

I've done a course in Swedish massage
but I'm too damn good for the public at large
so we meet at last…
you got the same shoe size as me
makes for interesting possibilities
You got my name and you played my guitar
I rubbed your shoulder and you took off your bra
I've seen the scab and the mole on your calf
I heard you sing and your feet in the bath

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released January 11, 2002

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Ah! Records is officially the least successful record label of all time. Plagued for 30 years by bad luck, criminality, drug- induced recklessness and vandalism, only founders Bill Easton & Andy Matthews' belief in the merits of these releases have ensured Ah!'s continuity. Currently a toilet on a houseboat in Portugal, the office of Ah! introduces these gems to a new generation via bandcamp. x ... more

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